So as I've mentioned, I'm pretty sick right now. It's shitty. Because when I was little I LOVED staying home sick. My mom would rent me movies and make me toast and I didn't have to move all day. I could just watch Rugrats and drink orange juice. Well, it's not so much fun anymore. I'm just kind of chillen at home alone because the roomies are in class, and all I can think of is Damnit I really need to be learning my Midsummer scene! Plus I may have abused the afrin a little and now I'm forming a new and not-so-exciting addiction.
Anyway, while watching some mediocre comedy on TV, a commercial came on advertising the single most soul-crushing product I've ever seen. I mean really. I was OK with that ab-zapper that supposedly let you work out while eating cheetos and watching porn. I was OK with shamwow! For God's sake I EVEN BOUGHT A SNUGGIE. (I may be wearing it right now...don't judge me you're just jealous, you fuck!) But no...what I saw on the TV...was truly....TRULY disturbing.
The Obama Chia Pet.
What?
WHAT??!!!
Now obviously it's not that I DISLIKE Obama. I'm a Chicago girl, I'd give my right arm to spoon with Obama, trust me. But an Obama Chia Pet??! What IS that??! I don't even know what to say! I honestly believe that this ridiculous product may be the single strangest, most ill-concieved and eerily racist brain child to ever come out of this country.
I mean FUCK!
I have to have one.
Damnit these Chia Pet people are good.
Bagel Girl Out. Fuck my life.
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